'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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