If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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