our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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