I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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