guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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