Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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