My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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