Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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