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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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