tell your sister to shave her snatch
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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