Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Randomize