the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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