Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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