if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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