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i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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