DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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