It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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