Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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