Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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