Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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