Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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