you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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