If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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