Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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