her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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