I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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