Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
id be glad to
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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