so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Found the puke drawer
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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