I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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