Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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