so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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