Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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