Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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