Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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