ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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