Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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