You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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