Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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