Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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