just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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