You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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