this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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