Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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