no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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