This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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