Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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