3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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