dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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