you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize