why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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